Total Medals Earned: 1,412 (From 241 different games.) Total Medal Score: 14,430 Points
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/455 points)
Kill Marty for the first time
Kill Marty 5 times
Killing Marty at 0.6 mph
Killing Marty at less than 44.0 mph
Win in 10 seconds
Win 5 times
Win in 9 seconds
Win in 8 seconds
Oops, the camera was not recording
Kill Marty 100 times
Kill marty at 87.5 mph
Kill Marty 25 times
Win 25 times
Win in 7 seconds
Win in 5 seconds
Win 100 times
Win in 6 seconds
Kill Marty 500 times
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/60 points)
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT WOULD HAPPEN?
COMPLETE THE STORY
Medals Earned: 14/14 (570/570 points)
Buy it from the store
Equip any item
Equip an item in each team slot
Buy a book
Get 100 kills in a game
Get 1000 kills in a game
Get 10000 kills in a game
Enjoy the fire and music
Reach Difficulty 10
Reach Difficulty 50
Reach Difficulty 100
Dunno
Buy everything the store has to offer
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/9 (30/355 points)
Terrible Game
Bad Game
Good Game
Nice Game
Great Game
Perfect Game
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/400 points)
Rip the first dude's head off.
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/205 points)
Defeat the first guy.
Complete the game.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Reach 1000 Style points
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/45 points)
Finished your first drawing.
Found the hidden troll face.
Notified someone after taking your turn.
Started a game with a random user.
Reach a score of at least 10.
Medals Earned: 3/7 (20/105 points)
Try again?
You got the numbers!
You got the koalas!
Thanks for playing!
You got the people!
You got the world!
Medals Earned: 2/25 (15/140 points)
Visit the codex for the first time.
hhhmmmmm.
there all dead
World
Can't touch this.
but he doesn't fall down
who you call'n chicken?
Visit the codex 10 times.
Visit the codex 50 times.
¿Dónde está mi cerveza
there you go... good bye!
???
Who will interview the interviewmen?
The shade man has locked me in his basment, i am a 16 year old girl. The shade man wips me all day, send help, call the cops... I can get free. My balls are really sore. He is sick. I don't know how much longer I can go on.
maybe.
...
Nephropidae
Cake and apple pie.
Why wount me baby drink his milk Justin?
Yes it is.
that is the ummmm somthing...
HHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
I'm almost done.
Visit the codex 100 times.
He will always be to me...